Well, a helicopter is a little out of my price range but a boat is do-able. And I like the icey surface idea so a move farther North might be in order. Maybe I ought to think about a little igloo on the water near Point Barrow with a kiyak in the front yard. If I get tired of shooting zombies from my kiyak I could always go for moose or reindeer.
With August a month away and the temp here in the NASA / Clear Lake area pushing the high 90's, Point Barrow is looking better every day!
"With atomic weapons, as in many other things, knowing what to do isn't nearly so important as knowing what NOT to do." -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, 1946
Wisdom comes from reading the instructions. Experience comes from not reading them!