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SQLGeek wrote:Y'all are harshing my mellow.

Edit: Oh buttersticks....Drew already said that. Now my mellow is über-harshed.

über-harshed? Sesquepedalianism at its finest.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

SQLGeek wrote:Y'all are harshing my mellow.

Edit: Oh buttersticks....Drew already said that. Now my mellow is über-harshed.

über-harshed? Sesquepedalianism at its finest.

Darn -- Now I have to find my thesaurus...

The practice of using long, sometimes obscure, words in speech or writing.
A word that is a foot-and-a-half long; a very long word.

Hmmm, a word that is what it describes...

sjfcontrol wrote:Hmmm, a word that is what it describes...

Zackly!

The Annoyed Man wrote:

SQLGeek wrote:Y'all are harshing my mellow.

Edit: Oh buttersticks....Drew already said that. Now my mellow is über-harshed.

über-harshed? Sesquepedalianism at its finest.

I try.

Do you know how disappointed I was when I found out that antidisestablishmentarianism was no longer the longest word in the English language?

SQLGeek wrote:
Do you know how disappointed I was when I found out that antidisestablishmentarianism was no longer the longest word in the English language?

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

sjfcontrol wrote:

SQLGeek wrote:
Do you know how disappointed I was when I found out that antidisestablishmentarianism was no longer the longest word in the English language?

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I hear that's going around in Iceland and Europe these days.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

SQLGeek wrote:
Do you know how disappointed I was when I found out that antidisestablishmentarianism was no longer the longest word in the English language?

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I hear that's going around in Iceland and Europe these days.

When applied to the airline industry, it's turbopneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

sjfcontrol wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

SQLGeek wrote:
Do you know how disappointed I was when I found out that antidisestablishmentarianism was no longer the longest word in the English language?

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I hear that's going around in Iceland and Europe these days.

When applied to the airline industry, it's turbopneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Which would be a case of hypersesquepedalianism.

Wow, this thread is getting sketchy. Good Sketchy, but sketchy.

Youse guys crack me up!


The SYL calls her's Charlie Brown. I take Lucy, or Lassie, or....

MoJo wrote:You carry a Tommy Gun? In a violin caes no doubt.

People look at me funny when I carry a violin case.

Maybe I should learn to play the violin someday.

Or stop carrying the case at low ready.

Dude, years ago when I lived in California and was still roadracing motorcycles, I worked in a motorcycle accessory shop to support my racing habit. We had a regular customer who was a stunt man. His son was a stunt man too. Our customer's name was "Peter Gun." His son's name was....


....wait for it....


"Tommy Gun."


For realz.

The Annoyed Man wrote:Dude, years ago when I lived in California and was still roadracing motorcycles, I worked in a motorcycle accessory shop to support my racing habit. We had a regular customer who was a stunt man. His son was a stunt man too. Our customer's name was "Peter Gun." His son's name was....


....wait for it....


"Tommy Gun."


For realz.

Sound like a real Hot-shot!

(Wasn't Peter Gun a Private Investigator?)

sjfcontrol wrote:(Wasn't Peter Gun a Private Investigator?)

Yep, but with two "n"s: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gunn

KD5NRH wrote:

MoJo wrote:You carry a Tommy Gun? In a violin caes no doubt.

People look at me funny when I carry a violin case.

Maybe I should learn to play the violin someday.

Or stop carrying the case at low ready.

I think these every day objects are a much more practical way to disguise weapons:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.


Still thirsty for justice? Try this awesome M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.


This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.


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WARNING: Lots of cuss words