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RPB wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

LikesShinyThings wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hey you dang woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!

My dad used to ask that, most people don't seem to know the answer ... but it is ...

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


I personally think it's more fun to say the answer than to ask the question

The Annoyed Man wrote:

RPB wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

LikesShinyThings wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hey you dang woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!

My dad used to ask that, most people don't seem to know the answer ... but it is ...

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


I personally think it's more fun to say the answer than to ask the question

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked.

RPB wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

RPB wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

LikesShinyThings wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hey you dang woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!

My dad used to ask that, most people don't seem to know the answer ... but it is ...

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


I personally think it's more fun to say the answer than to ask the question

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked.

Ewwwwwe pickled peppers promote a pucker, I prefer the Pied Piper to Peter Piper

I like Pie .... cherry ... or cobbler ... but not the leather shoe making cobblers. However, my dad made boots in Lubbock, taught Willie Lusk how in the 1940s.... and dad was nice.

apostate wrote:Is it true cobbler's children have no shoes?

i8godzilla wrote:I like this one.

loadedliberal wrote:[
You know, I wonder if Obama has any guns, wouldn't it be cool to have a range at the White House. I guess he could just ask the secret service for one of their guns if he was so inclined. I know I would if I was prez. LoadedLiberal '12

PRESIDENT HITS BULL'S-EYE.; Does Some Practice Shooting on Gen. Rixey's Range.


WASHINGTON, Dec. 31. -- "After a little practice, I am coming along strong," declared President Roosevelt to-day, after he had hit the bull's-eye at fifty yards on the shooting range of Surgeon General Rixey's farm, near Cherrydale, Va., just across the Potomac River from Washington.

One night early in the war, according to biographer Ida Tarbell, a Navy Department clerk was working late when he was interrupted by "some one striding up and down the hall muttering: 'I do wonder if they have gone already and left the building all alone.' Looking out, the clerk was surprised to see the President. 'Good evening,' said Mr. Lincoln. 'I was just looking for that man who goes shooting with me sometimes. The clerk knew that Mr. Lincoln referred to a certain messenger of the Ordnance Department who had been accustomed to going with him to test weapons, but as this man had gone home, the clerk offered his services. Together they went to the lawn south of the White House, where Mr. Lincoln fixed up a target cut from a sheet of white Congressional note-paper. 'Then pacing off a distance of about eighty or a hundred feet,' writes the clerk, 'he raised the rifle to a level, took a quick aim, and drove the round of seven shots in quick succession, the bullets shooting all around the target like a Gatling gun and one striking near the centre.'" The President then adjusted the gun's sight with his own self-whittled sight addition and improved his shooting considerably.4

UpTheIrons wrote:Wait a dad-gum minute! This tread is DANGEROUSLY close to having a point! Stop it right now, or I'm callin' in an airstrike from the mods!

sjfcontrol wrote:Human Decomp?

The Casey Anthony trial, and may CSI-type shows often refer to the smell of "Human Decomp".

So I have to ask, is there something distinctive about "Human Decomp", that smells different from "regular" decomp? Why?