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BLG wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

USA1 wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...

How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?

I sense some kind of trick about to occur.

Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.

WRONG! the steps are....

1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!






Question three of four-- they get more complex now.

The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?

The rino, he's in the refridgerator.

Very good! Now, here's the final of the four questions. For security purposes, it has been kept in a number 2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnals front porch since noon today!

It is the hardest of the four questions, so boys and girls, you'll really need to put your thinking cap on.

You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?

BLG wrote:What's a rino?

A fool and his monkey are soon elected

sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?

To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke.

WildBill wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?

To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke.

To show the opossum it could be done.

Umm, NO and NO!

sjfcontrol wrote:Umm, NO and NO!

The alligators were all at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Princess Catherine?

sjfcontrol wrote:Umm, NO and NO!

Spill it or I will. I got that joke by e-mail from my cousin.

VoiceofReason wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:Umm, NO and NO!

Spill it or I will. I got that joke by e-mail from my cousin.

OK -- (sigh)

You cross the alligator infested river, by jumping in and swimming across. You're safe, because all at the animals (well, except for the rHino ), including the alligators are at the Lion King Meeting!

Now we can get back on topic?? Off topic???

And I will never forgive my cousin for sending me that joke.

WildBill wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:Umm, NO and NO!

The alligators were all at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Princess Catherine?

Oh! So close, and yet so far!

sjfcontrol wrote:How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?

Easy Peasy!

Is 58 pages all we will get?

VoiceofReason wrote:

WildBill wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?

To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke.

To show the opossum it could be done.

...armadillo..A R M A D I L L O...

VoiceofReason wrote:Is 58 pages all we will get?

Nope -- but that bird has a serious digestive problem. I think it threw people off.