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Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:53 pm
by Tactical_Texan_CHL
I couldn't bear to post any response in a real thread! It hurt my soul! Vic, I googled him too, since you did, just to check it out. That guy CAN'T be for real! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I took a break from real work because I needed a laugh, and he delivers every time, whether he means to or not! Another forum even put up an "Ask Gecko45" thread! For safety's sake, maybe we should put a ban on anyone who tries to use "Gecko" in their screen name here. I'd hate to see him show up here!
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:13 pm
by Texasdoc
I just googled this gecko45, and his way out there if you get a chance you might read this site
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
if you like a real funny read
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:25 pm
by gregthehand
I read that too. What a loser. It's my sincerest hope that this guy was just pulling everyone's leg and is not a real person. I can imagine some mall manager tolerating his tacti-cool ways.
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:44 pm
by bdickens
Got to be a joke.
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:42 pm
by stroo
Pulling that duct tape off his back must have hurt. I just about fell off my chair when I read that.
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:46 pm
by Tactical_Texan_CHL
Yeah, it made me laugh too! Multiple hits from a .308! Even if it didn't penetrate the plates and vest, I think blunt force trauma would be his next worry! It would turn his insides into internal organ stew!
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:53 pm
by Texasdoc
can you see a mall security with a MP5 or M-4 ?? or the other type of weapons that he was talking about and you see where he is on a Tac team how many malls do you know of that have a SWAT.
this guy is full of the stuff that comes from the north side of a South moving bull.
Doc
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:07 pm
by Xander
Yeah...After reading the whole thing, I'm convinced it was all a troll. It was passably believable for awhile, but the posts near the end are really reaching. The tone has so much feigned earnestness that it dives straight into the realm of over-acting.
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:28 pm
by KBCraig
The poster known as Gecko45 is a brilliant satirist. The sad part is that his satire --like all comedy-- has roots in the truth. Has there ever been a gun forum that didn't have a mall ninja who wrote similar things -- except they mean it?
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:38 pm
by stevie_d_64
I lost it after the whole "spring into action" post...
I'm surprised I made it that far...I demand a refund!

Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:08 pm
by Vic303
KBCraig wrote:The poster known as Gecko45 is a brilliant satirist. The sad part is that his satire --like all comedy-- has roots in the truth. Has there ever been a gun forum that didn't have a mall ninja who wrote similar things -- except they mean it?
Well, there's
always GUNKID!

Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:46 pm
by Tactical_Texan_CHL
Ok, ok. Now I'm curious. Who's "gunkid"?
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:33 am
by dukalmighty
Holy mother of god,reminds me of a couple of guys showed up to apply for the police dept years ago
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:00 am
by Keith B
Tactical_Texan_CHL wrote:Ok, ok. Now I'm curious. Who's "gunkid"?
Gunkid was a nefarious poster on several forums until his apparent demise after a felony violation in Oklahoma. Not sure of his status these days (or current address. Maybe a federal prison.)
Here is a link that has some info on him and a description of his forum follies:
http://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2006 ... unkid.html
Re: Gecko45 is hilarious!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:17 am
by Tactical_Texan_CHL
I thought to google him right after I asked that. He's one fry short of a happy meal!