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As P.T. Barnum said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.' I definitely won't be subscribing, as the only folks I will want to talk to after rapture will be with me!

Charles,
Will you continue this forum once we get to the other side?

This brings to mind the old joke about a man arriving in Miami a day ahead of his wife.

When he tries to call home, he reaches the wrong number of a widow whose husband had just passed away.

His message of "Sure is hot here. Expecting you tomorrow" is not well received.

Keith B wrote:As P.T. Barnum said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.' I definitely won't be subscribing, as the only folks I will want to talk to after rapture will be with me!

Charles,
Will you continue this forum once we get to the other side?

So . . . you think I'll be one of those left behind, do you? I know where you live Keith.

Chas.

Charles L. Cotton wrote:

Keith B wrote:As P.T. Barnum said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.' I definitely won't be subscribing, as the only folks I will want to talk to after rapture will be with me!

Charles,
Will you continue this forum once we get to the other side?

So . . . you think I'll be one of those left behind, do you? I know where you live Keith.

Chas.

he said "we get to the other side." that was inclusive!

I wonder if anyone who signs up for this realizes that the "host" will therefore have access to their financial stuff.
CALL THE BBB!!!!

Charles L. Cotton wrote:

Keith B wrote:As P.T. Barnum said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.' I definitely won't be subscribing, as the only folks I will want to talk to after rapture will be with me!

Charles,
Will you continue this forum once we get to the other side?

So . . . you think I'll be one of those left behind, do you? I know where you live Keith.

Chas.

You think they let attorneys into heaven?

Wow, that's some angle. Sounds like a late night infomercial.

Charles L. Cotton wrote:

Keith B wrote:As P.T. Barnum said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.' I definitely won't be subscribing, as the only folks I will want to talk to after rapture will be with me!

Charles,
Will you continue this forum once we get to the other side?

So . . . you think I'll be one of those left behind, do you? I know where you live Keith.

Chas.

No no no, I want this forum to continue ON the other side!!

Keith B wrote: No no no, I want this forum to continue ON the other side!!

Keith - if they have servers "on the other side", then that's the WRONG side!

Crossfire wrote:

Keith B wrote: No no no, I want this forum to continue ON the other side!!

Keith - if they have servers "on the other side", then that's the WRONG side!

Well, you DO have a point there Crossfire!

This talk about servers and forums on "the other side" reminds me of an outstanding book I read some time ago. I'm not sure if this is appropriate for the forum here or not (and if so, please edit or delete this post), but I read an outstanding book several years ago by a Christian author named Randy Alcorn. It's called "Heaven" and is readily available anywhere.

Randy talks about the resurrection and the New Earth and what the Bible actually says about "heaven". It's a phenomenal read that really opened my eyes and, for the first time ever, got me truly excited to be anticipating the resurrection of the saints. I can't recommend the book highly enough (actually, all of Randy Alcorn's books are good).

The basic premise of the book is that "in heaven" we aren't disembodied spirits but rather physical people with new and improved bodies, living on a "new earth" that is just like this one (complete with grass and trees, dirt and water), but without the curse of sin. So everlasting life truly means life in the sense that we currently know it, without pain, suffering or death. That thought, for some reason, was extremely powerful to me and gave me a real sense of excitement for the resurrection. Do yourself a huge favor and check out the book.

drw wrote: So everlasting life truly means life in the sense that we currently know it, without pain, suffering or death. That thought, for some reason, was extremely powerful to me and gave me a real sense of excitement for the resurrection. Do yourself a huge favor and check out the book.

Well, there you have it. No servers!

Sure there will be servers in Heaven...only they'll all be running Linux since there's no suffering allowed in paradise. And there will be a free range with unlimited ammo where people only shoot Kimbers.

tfrazier wrote:Sure there will be servers in Heaven...only they'll all be running Linux since there's no suffering allowed in paradise. And there will be a free range with unlimited ammo where people only shoot Kimbers.

What about us who love glocks? are we excluded from fun in heaven? or are we on target/brass duty