Political Funny
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:49 am
The presidential election was to close to call.
Niether the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win...
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc. but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election. After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.
There were to be no observers and both men were to be sent out seperatly and return at 5 pm. with their catch for counting and verification by a neutral party.
At the end of the first day, McCain showed up with ten fish while Obama had none. at the end of the second day McCain returned with 20 fish and again Obama returned empty handed.
That evening, Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi got together secretly with Obama and said, I think John McCain is a low-life cheater, tomorrow don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating.
The next day McCain showed up with 50 fish and Harry said to Obama, "well, tell me, how is he cheating? to which Obama replied, "Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice."
The MORAL OF THE STORY IS... "Experience Counts"
Niether the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win...
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc. but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election. After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.
There were to be no observers and both men were to be sent out seperatly and return at 5 pm. with their catch for counting and verification by a neutral party.
At the end of the first day, McCain showed up with ten fish while Obama had none. at the end of the second day McCain returned with 20 fish and again Obama returned empty handed.
That evening, Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi got together secretly with Obama and said, I think John McCain is a low-life cheater, tomorrow don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating.
The next day McCain showed up with 50 fish and Harry said to Obama, "well, tell me, how is he cheating? to which Obama replied, "Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice."
The MORAL OF THE STORY IS... "Experience Counts"
