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Did you see the convention?

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore
8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry
9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND -
Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean
12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

There's also this answer:

4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education – Sarah Palin
8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" – McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
9:00 PM - Group Sing–Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast Fired by Palin
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney

The glass ceiling one is my favorite.

Ahh..our forum's closet liberals!

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

Sorry, I still don't buy into the way that John Kerry was portrayed.

Purplehood wrote:

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

Sorry, I still don't buy into the way that John Kerry was portrayed.

Sorry, but he deserved what he recieved after testifying before congress that our soldiers were raping murdering criminals. If he didn't want the label he should have kept his mouth shut.

Anygunanywhere

anygunanywhere wrote:Sorry, but he deserved what he recieved after testifying before congress that our soldiers were raping murdering criminals. If he didn't want the label he should have kept his mouth shut.

Kerry's past caught up with him...I felt like a vote for him would be almost as bad as voting for Hanoi Jane...

Tom

Purplehood wrote:

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

Sorry, I still don't buy into the way that John Kerry was portrayed.

I completely agree with you. He should have been charged with treason and deleriction of duty. Take a man who got 3 purple hearts for injuries I often sustain while painting my house. Then, he dramatically throws them into the washington reflection pond in front of the hippies. Fast forward 30 years or so, and MAGIC, those medals are back. Oh, I threw in "fake" medals. Yeah...war hero is what pops in my mind. Kerry is akin to the fertilizer my company makes, but ours has less crap in it.

http://facultystaff.richmond.edu/~ebolt ... imony.html

I just read the attached statement that John Kerry made to Congress in 1971. I retract my earlier statement.

Purplehood wrote:http://facultystaff.richmond.edu/~ebolt ... imony.html

I just read the attached statement that John Kerry made to Congress in 1971. I retract my earlier statement.

You are an upstanding citizen for admitting that publicly.



Anygunanywhere

I've sustained worse injuries than John F (by the way, I SERVED IN VIETNAM) Kerry ever did and been back to work the same day!

bdickens wrote:I've sustained worse injuries than John F (by the way, I SERVED IN VIETNAM) Kerry ever did and been back to work the same day!

And we appreciate your service!

bdickens wrote:I've sustained worse injuries than John F (by the way, I SERVED IN VIETNAM) Kerry ever did and been back to work the same day!

Not only did John Kerry serve om Vietnam, but he won three, count'em THREE purple hearts.

He also remembered "seared into my memory" Richard Nixon ordering his unit into Cambodia in December 1968. (except Nixon was President ELECT, not President in 1968).

Of course now I hear Obama proudly proclaiming he registered with Selective Service in 1979.

My bad Barack, you got my vote now