It may NOT be true...but it is FUNNY!
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:46 pm
I got this in an email...I did not check it out...because I don't wanna know. I'd like to think "what goes around....."
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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
(You just can't make this stuff up!!) .
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left
his Rolex watch .
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A
spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to
high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars. "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to the box was
this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
(You just can't make this stuff up!!) .
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left
his Rolex watch .
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A
spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to
high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars. "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to the box was
this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
