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Had an Epiphany
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:57 pm
by puma guy
I had an epiphany and have decided to liquidate my gun collection and donate the proceeds to the Brady Campaign. I was convinced to to do this after visiting the, reading and agreeing to the "April Fools" website.
Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:21 pm
by OldSchool
I hope you're very happy in your new life.

Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:44 pm
by bizarrenormality
puma guy wrote:I had an epiphany and have decided to liquidate my gun collection and donate the proceeds to the Brady Campaign. I was convinced to to do this after visiting the, reading and agreeing to the "April Fools" website.
I'll give you a shiny nickel.
Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:40 pm
by davidtx
If anybody else has a similar epiphany, I'd be willing to handle all of the details. Just send me the guns, I'll sell them and send the proceeds to Brady.

Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:57 pm
by puma guy
davidtx wrote:If anybody else has a similar epiphany, I'd be willing to handle all of the details. Just send me the guns, I'll sell them and send the proceeds to Brady.

I just revisited the "April Fools" website. Seems I didn't scroll down far enough to see the part about scammers that will try to take advantage of you and to wait until after midnight before hitting the "send" button at which time all things will become clear and one will become a sage, soothsayer and possibly a kazoo virtuoso. Well at least there's the possibility I could learn to play the kazoo. Oh! and any demented thoughts of giving up your weapons will instantly vanish from your brain. I'm just glad I used an alias on GunBroker.
Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:22 am
by puma guy
My head is now clear and I have confessed my sins. I have recited the 2nd Amendment 10 times and as part of my penance I am required to purchase an additional firearm; preferably a Marlin to help them sustain life.
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Update: I have made the purchase of a Marlin- Mod 60ss W/S. The guys didn't understand why I came in on my elbows and knees, but were willing to make the sale after I showed them my CHL.
Re: Had an Epiphany
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:37 pm
by cougartex
puma guy wrote:My head is now clear and I have confessed my sins. I have recited the 2nd Amendment 10 times and as part of my penance I am required to purchase an additional firearm; preferably a Marlin to help them sustain life.
Edited for additional info
Update: I have made the purchase of a Marlin- Mod 60ss W/S. The guys didn't understand why I came in on my elbows and knees, but were willing to make the sale after I showed them my CHL.
