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Staple Gun
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:47 pm
by Embalmo
Guys,
I just bought a cheap $8.88 staple gun (for target hangin'), a 100 round box of Winchester 9MM FMJ, and a brick 'o Federal .22 at Wal-Mart for my next Eagle Peak outing. People often talk about using keys and pens for self defense, but I've never heard mention of a staple gun. I would rather face a Rottweiler with a can of pepper spray than a paraplegic with a staple gun.
Embalmo
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:32 am
by LarryH
What was that rottweiler doing with a can of pepper spray?

Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:33 am
by AddyLO
Probably "huffing" it.

Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:35 am
by USA1
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:38 am
by Embalmo
LarryH wrote:What was that rottweiler doing with a can of pepper spray?

It was the only thing I could think of that would make a Rottweiler scarier. I didn't phrase that very well. I meant to say jokingly that I would be facing a dog who was carrying pepper spray (to make him even more of a threat), but it sounds like me carrying the pepper spray (not funny at all).
My intention was: The dog is holding mace and I'm empty handed.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:02 am
by Embalmo
USA1 wrote:
The image didn't get through.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:07 am
by USA1
Embalmo wrote:USA1 wrote:
The image didn't get through.
I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:20 am
by Embalmo
USA1 wrote:Embalmo wrote:USA1 wrote:
The image didn't get through.
I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

Nope-Nothing.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:28 am
by USA1
Embalmo wrote:USA1 wrote:Embalmo wrote:USA1 wrote:
The image didn't get through.
I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

Nope-Nothing.
Linky...
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Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:23 pm
by Embalmo
Thanks!
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:26 pm
by Travis
I can see it already as an off topic poll. Would you rather fight a Rottweiler that has a can of pepper spray or would you rather fight a paraplegic that has a staple gun? I would rather just stay at home. I would like to thank all of you for making me look like an idiot while eating lunch by myself laughing so hard my eyes are watering. I can never come back to this whataburger.

Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:37 pm
by SQLGeek
Travis wrote:I can see it already as an off topic poll. Would you rather fight a Rottweiler that has a can of pepper spray or would you rather fight a paraplegic that has a staple gun? I would rather just stay at home. I would like to thank all of you for making me look like an idiot while eating lunch by myself laughing so hard my eyes are watering. I can never come back to this whataburger.

I'll take Option C. Shoot the Ninja.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:43 pm
by Embalmo
Help us all if the dog belonged to the man with the staple gun.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:49 pm
by TLE2
Depends on the staple gun. One of those air powered guns will put a 1" staple dead flat in a 2x4... from across the room!
I'm not too scared of the one on my desk... but I could whip up on someone with the contractors model I have.
Re: Staple Gun
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:44 pm
by Marty Graw
What is that pit bull doing with my staple gun?
