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Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:45 pm
by tacticool
Nice! :thumbs2:

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 8:25 pm
by SQLGeek
Server error....

Code: Select all

Error, query failed Table './securetheborder/section' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failedSELECT SC.*, S.directory, S.default_id, S.section FROM sectioncontent SC, section S WHERE SC.ID = 1 AND SC.section_id = S.section_id
Ewww....who wrote that SQL query?

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 11:02 pm
by AJ80
SQLGeek wrote:Server error....

Code: Select all

Error, query failed Table './securetheborder/section' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failedSELECT SC.*, S.directory, S.default_id, S.section FROM sectioncontent SC, section S WHERE SC.ID = 1 AND SC.section_id = S.section_id
Ewww....who wrote that SQL query?
That's nothing compared to some of the SQL monstrosities I've written at work. :???:

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:55 am
by cbunt1
AJ80 wrote:
SQLGeek wrote:Server error....

Code: Select all

Error, query failed Table './securetheborder/section' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failedSELECT SC.*, S.directory, S.default_id, S.section FROM sectioncontent SC, section S WHERE SC.ID = 1 AND SC.section_id = S.section_id
Ewww....who wrote that SQL query?
That's nothing compared to some of the SQL monstrosities I've written at work. :???:
<hijack on>

EEP!! Memories!!!

Back in my Cold Fusion days, I was called in to speed up some of the web apps. Turns out that it's easy money when the original developers start with "Select * from ..." to sort and print 3 records of data!

</hijack>

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:52 am
by SQLGeek
AJ80 wrote:
SQLGeek wrote:Server error....

Code: Select all

Error, query failed Table './securetheborder/section' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failedSELECT SC.*, S.directory, S.default_id, S.section FROM sectioncontent SC, section S WHERE SC.ID = 1 AND SC.section_id = S.section_id
Ewww....who wrote that SQL query?
That's nothing compared to some of the SQL monstrosities I've written at work. :???:
I'm sure but anytime I see things like "SELECT *"...I want to run away screaming. Not a fan of the non-ANSII joins either. ;-)

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:05 am
by cougartex
:thumbs2:

Re: Sock Puppet

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:19 am
by Purplehood
I feel the sock-puppets pain.