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Chicken Dies, Wife Shoots Husband

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:39 pm
by Crossfire
Just another reason why drinking and shooting don't mix. :shock:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060907/ap_ ... _shootings

CHESHIRE, Ore. - A woman shot her husband in the back after he killed her pet chicken, the Lane County sheriff's deputies said. Deputies said they were sure that Mary Gray, 58, intended to shoot her husband, Stephen Gray, 43. They weren't certain if the husband meant to fire at the chicken.

"We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Sgt. Clint Riley said. "It depends who you ask."

Riley said the couple had been drinking for much of Monday while they did yard work at their rented home in the town northwest of Eugene, and they began arguing after Stephen Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.

Deputies said he was then hit with a shot from a .22-caliber rifle, and is recovering. Mary Gray was arraigned Tuesday on an assault charge.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:45 pm
by carlson1
She must work for PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). ;-)

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:46 pm
by HighVelocity
middle aged couple drinking (all day) and doing yard work with their pet chicken while armed with a 22 rifle and a 44 handgun.

Jay Leno would have a field day with this one.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:58 pm
by kw5kw
carlson1 wrote:She must work for PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). ;-)
I Love your take on PETA!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:04 pm
by spud
44 to a chicken at close range... McNuggets?

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:15 pm
by JLaw
spud wrote:44 to a chicken at close range... McNuggets?
:smilelol5:

JLaw

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:17 pm
by Crossfire
So what do you do with your pet chicken after you shoot it? Do you have a nice little service for it in the backyard? Or in the kitchen?

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:24 pm
by Cosmo 9
Private viewing in the kitchen, service in the dining room.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:25 pm
by carlson1
Deep Fry! Any country boy that has ever plucked a chicken knows that right across the rump it says, "Deep Fry Only!"

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:32 pm
by longtooth
Man I am glad my wife don't have no chicken.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:40 pm
by dws1117
That's funny.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:48 pm
by jbirds1210
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