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CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:58 pm
by seamusTX
In Chico, California, today, a man died when he reportedly shot at a squirrel and hit a tree branch that fell on him, with fatal results.
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R.I.P.
- Jim
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:00 pm
by lowonair
darwin award? death by squirrel is no way to go...

Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:03 pm
by seamusTX
I wouldn't nominate him for a Darwin award. I think it's more in the "stuff happens" category.
However, shooting straight up is almost never a good idea.
- Jim
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:59 pm
by mctowalot
Imagine a squirrel with a tear drop tattoo.
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:06 am
by seamusTX
Mercenary albino squirrels. They're the worst.
- Jim
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:31 pm
by mctowalot
I've been consumed by this story since the first post. I've combed through countless pages of interviews with the squirrel's coworkers and family members.
IMHO, this was a completely justified branching on the part of the squirrel. He was just protecting his nuts.
Thank you to the forum member that helped me with the investigation.

Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:15 pm
by mgood
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:51 pm
by longhorn_92
Never attack a squirrel with more firepower than you.

Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:58 pm
by seamusTX
Those 0.01 caliber machine gun rounds are really gonna sting.
- Jim
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:03 pm
by lowonair
seamusTX wrote:Those 0.01 caliber machine gun rounds are really gonna sting.
- Jim
imagine trying to remove a round from your body after getting shot....
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:08 pm
by seamusTX
lowonair wrote:imagine trying to remove a round from your body after getting shot....
I can't quite imagine it, but the notion of being struck by hundreds of flechettes is very troubling.
- Jim
Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:24 pm
by tacticool
Bring out the big guns!

Re: CA: Revenge of the squirrels
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:16 am
by Keith B
Some people have way to much time on their hands and spend it in PhotoShop. LOL