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Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:17 am
by KD5NRH
Local paper headline yesterday: Woman shot after driving stolen tractor into mobile home
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(Not sure how long that link will work. If you don't get the full story, try looking for it in the "Most read" list.)

Excerpts with my commentary:
Following the early morning argument between Mary Lou Flatt, 44, and her lover, the boyfriend reportedly went to a neighbor's home in search of a peaceful place to sleep, according to Bryant, who said the couple had "apparently been drinking throughout the night." Bryant declined to reveal the identity of the boyfriend.
So, the boyfriend "abandoned the encounter." Good plan.
"She told him if he didn't return home she was going to get a piece of farm equipment and ram it through the mobile home," Bryant said.
But he didn't go somewhere she couldn't find him, and apparently didn't call LE when she showed up and started making threats.
Bryant said the homeowner was able to get his son out the back door before Flatt allegedly drove the tractor into the mobile home.

In the heat of the moment, the agitated homeowner grabbed a gun and fired at Flatt, who Bryant said fled the scene before deputies arrived.
Hmmm...looks to me like she entered (PC30.02(b)(2) at the very least) the home with intent to commit assault, and did commit at least one felony (criminal mischief over $1500) in the process, so he shot at a burglar who had just used deadly force and was still in a situation where she could continue to use that force. There's no indication that the boyfriend had made it out of the house yet, so she also entered the occupied residence by force and without effective consent, invoking the presumption of reasonable belief in PC9.31(a)(1)(A).
Bryant said he will "let a grand jury decide" the fate of the embattled homeowner.
I'd be interested to see what the prosecutor does with this one. Unfortunately, since the homeowner's name isn't given, it might be a bit hard to track.
Meanwhile, Bryant said it was later determined that Flatt "had borrowed" the tractor from her employer, who refused to press charges since she was "such a good employee."
I really wish they'd given the name of that idiot, so I can make sure never to do business with him or any of his other "good employees."

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:30 am
by mctowalot
I'm sure she meant to just scare him and then hit the throttle instead of the brakes. Right?

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:40 am
by flb_78
It's not the end of civilization, but you can see it from here!! - Robin Williams.

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:34 am
by Pawpaw
That gives a whole new meaning to "breaking and entering" !

:leaving

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:37 am
by Oldgringo
What's the problem?

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:44 am
by jmorris
mctowalot wrote:I'm sure she meant to just scare him and then hit the throttle instead of the brakes. Right?
Maybe it was a Toyota tractor?

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:11 pm
by snorri
Tractor? I'm more worried about having a vengeful ex with a backhoe. The cops would never find my body.

Re: Welcome to redneckville

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:22 am
by lonewolf
How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? The bartender closes the bar so he can go officiate the ceremony!!!!

This was an actual event reported to me by a friend that attended the wedding of a mutual acquaintance.