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Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:13 am
by i8godzilla
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry is scheduled to present the actor and executive director of "Walker, Texas Ranger" with a designation as an honorary member of the famed law enforcement group Thursday.
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Chuck's brother will also become an honorary Ranger.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:53 pm
by Texas Size 11
Doesn't Chuck live around the Dallas area?
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:10 pm
by terryg
Ok, this is awesome. And a new joke to the Chuck Norris library from the comment section:
According to Einstien's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:25 pm
by chartreuse
terryg wrote:Ok, this is awesome. And a new joke to the Chuck Norris library from the comment section:
According to Einstien's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:43 pm
by cougartex
Yes, his ranch is in Navasota.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:42 pm
by pbwalker
wasn't Chuck Norris
already a Texas Ranger?
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:19 pm
by quidni
pbwalker wrote:wasn't Chuck Norris
already a Texas Ranger?
No, but he played one on TV.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:22 pm
by Pawpaw
quidni wrote:pbwalker wrote:wasn't Chuck Norris
already a Texas Ranger?
No, but he played one on TV.
And he roundhouse kicked a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:05 pm
by gregthehand
Well Louisiana has Steven Seagal so it's only natural that we had to get our own martial arts actor as a part time un-paid peace officer. I guess since Demi Moore was in Charlie's Angels New Mexico better start swearing her in.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:23 pm
by pbwalker
quidni wrote:pbwalker wrote:wasn't Chuck Norris
already a Texas Ranger?
No, but he played one on TV.
Yeah...it was a joke, hence the wink. :)
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:38 pm
by Hoi Polloi
Chuck Norris was a military police officer in the Air Force and then a reserve deputy sheriff in TX. Being made an honorary Ranger is hardly a comparison to Demi Moore being given the same.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:03 pm
by gregthehand
Chuckle chuckel Hoi Polloi no need to get all bent out of shape....
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:55 pm
by Hoi Polloi
gregthehand wrote:Chuckle chuckel Hoi Polloi no need to get all bent out of shape....
Ha ha ha!
You know how Chuck Norris is; I wouldn't want to offend him!
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all his TV shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:42 am
by gregthehand
Well you know he shot down an enemy plane once while in the Air Force just by pointing a finger gun at it and saying "bang".