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Airport Security

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:10 pm
by Gyrogearhead
The Airport Security Solution :

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
Have a booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It's a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. It eliminates a long and expensive trial. Justice will be swift. Case closed! This is so simple it's brilliant.

I can see it now:

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion, followed by an announcement over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number ...."

Works for me! :thewave

Gerry

Re: Airport Security

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:02 pm
by Hoosier Daddy
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Re: Airport Security

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:05 pm
by Thomas
Gyrogearhead wrote:You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion, followed by an announcement over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number ...."
"rlol"

Good idea. Now if you can invent the technology to do that, you'll be 0.000012% there. The other 99.999988% comes with trying to pound some common sense into TSA and the lawmakers.

Re: Airport Security

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:43 pm
by bnc
txdang wrote:Wouldn't work. Someone would call it profiling or discrimination or something since it's directly targeted at terrorists!
TSA would probably slip a bomb into grandma's purse just so they can say they don't discriminate. :roll:

Re: Airport Security

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:28 pm
by Gyrogearhead
My apologies to TAM.

I got this in an email from a friend in an Columbus the other day. I didn't realize that TAM had posted it almost a year ago. It's a small world; a micro-cosim if you include the internet. :oops:

"Plagiarism" is stealing ideas from one person. "Research" is stealing ideas from everyone." :roll:

Gerry