How to live forever
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:58 am
Received this email three times in past 24 hours. (cleaned it up a bit to satisfy the 9-year-old daughter standard).
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish...
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats do something worthwhile!"
"You crafty rascal," said the fairy.