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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

The USMC

Cool technology. I love it!

Shouldn't this be posted in the Medicine and Technology section?

I believe it is a one-time procedure also!

sugar land dave wrote:I believe it is a one-time procedure also!

And your health insurance won't pay if it's a pre-exsisting condition.

After the implant, you will be examined by several experts before moving to a modern facility for a final examination by an experienced technician who will fully document the procedure.

General Norman Schwartzkof was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward those who have harbored, aided and abetted the terrorists who carried out the 9/11 attacks.

His response? "I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."