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I told the bartender to make me an Osama Bin Laden

He gave me 2 shots and a splash of water

OOPS... I was going to reply to the Obama joke but clicked the wrong thread.....

Showing my age, perhaps, but I liked JKL's Weekend at bin Laden's.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VfF5fMAFmI[/youtube]

Bin Laden's fate was SEALed when the choppers landed in the compound.

Found elsewhere:

There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “Did you know you can’t hide under a waterbed? You know, they don’t tell you that when they sell you the darn thing.”

by Glen Wishard

[quote="ELB"]Found elsewhere:

There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “I was drilled in the head by Sig Sauer.”

There. I fixed for ya.

I hear in the Seal Team 6 Audio that you can hear in Osama mumble something in Arabic about how his wife should take care of the dog, and he will feed the fish.

Starbucks limited edition coffee...

'Bin Latte' - Dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it.

Know what bin Laden's least favorite part of Sea World was?

The trained seals.

Jasonw560 wrote:Know what bin Laden's least favorite part of Sea World was?

The trained seals.

That's so rich is has to be fattening.

Somebody sent me a txt msg that said "Osama is dead."

I remember thinking "even if that's an auto-correct error I'm ok with it.