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Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:16 pm
by doc540
Insurgent birds have re-infiltrated my neighborhood, killing local songbirds and generally trying to reassert their authority in my province.
The tacticool, 1956 Crosman .22 pellet rifle with high tech optics is wreaking a terrible wrath on their heads. Notice the stock extension designed to absorb the punishing recoil.
Al'Sqawkbar

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:17 pm
by RECIT
Get er done

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:36 pm
by sookandy
Keep whacking them. Dang things are horrible on my trucks paint.
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:37 pm
by puma guy
doc540 wrote:Insurgent birds have re-infiltrated my neighborhood, killing local songbirds and generally trying to reassert their authority in my province.
The tacticool, 1956 Crosman .22 pellet rifle with high tech optics is wreaking a terrible wrath on their heads. Notice the stock extension designed to absorb the punishing recoil.
Al'Sqawkbar

You're about 2998 under the daily bag limit

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:42 pm
by Carry-a-Kimber
Does declairing that one harvested a protected animal in a legal manner protect one from legal action? Just curious, never understood how the grackle thing worked. If I shot some for sport, was pulled over by a GW, and I told him they were eating my apple crop, would I be good to go? I know the burden of proof lies on the accuser.... this is a wierd law.
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:48 pm
by doc540
Carry-a-Kimber wrote:Does declairing that one harvested a protected animal in a legal manner protect one from legal action? Just curious, never understood how the grackle thing worked. If I shot some for sport, was pulled over by a GW, and I told him they were eating my apple crop, would I be good to go? I know the burden of proof lies on the accuser.... this is a wierd law.
I didn't actually
shoot those.
They expired near my backyard, and I gave them a proper burial after posing for the picture.

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:54 pm
by Carry-a-Kimber
Good on ya!!

But it is still a wacky law. Who ever decided to protect a flying rat?
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:08 pm
by doc540
It
would be a bit awkward at the Huntsville dinner table explaining to the boys what you were in for.

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:11 pm
by OldCannon
Carry-a-Kimber wrote:Does declairing that one harvested a protected animal in a legal manner protect one from legal action? Just curious, never understood how the grackle thing worked. If I shot some for sport, was pulled over by a GW, and I told him they were eating my apple crop, would I be good to go? I know the burden of proof lies on the accuser.... this is a wierd law.
Wait? Those cretins are _protected_?!
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:16 pm
by pbwalker
lkd wrote:Carry-a-Kimber wrote:Does declairing that one harvested a protected animal in a legal manner protect one from legal action? Just curious, never understood how the grackle thing worked. If I shot some for sport, was pulled over by a GW, and I told him they were eating my apple crop, would I be good to go? I know the burden of proof lies on the accuser.... this is a wierd law.
Wait? Those cretins are _protected_?!
You bet!
Insane but true...
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:22 pm
by Sidro
This is from the Texas Parks and Wildlife website.
•Unprotected Birds:
◦The only birds not protected by any state or federal law are European starlings, English sparrows, feral rock doves (common pigeon - Columba livia) and Eurasian collared-doves; these species may be killed at any time, their nests or eggs destroyed, and their feathers may be possessed.
◦Yellow-headed, red-winged, rusty, or Brewer's blackbirds and all grackles, cowbirds (does not include cattle egret), crows, or magpies may be controlled without a federal or state depredation permit when found committing or about to commit depredations on ornamental or shade trees, agricultural crops, livestock, or wildlife, or when concentrated in numbers and in a manner that constitutes a health hazard or other nuisance.
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:23 pm
by OldCannon
pbwalker wrote:lkd wrote:Carry-a-Kimber wrote:Does declairing that one harvested a protected animal in a legal manner protect one from legal action? Just curious, never understood how the grackle thing worked. If I shot some for sport, was pulled over by a GW, and I told him they were eating my apple crop, would I be good to go? I know the burden of proof lies on the accuser.... this is a wierd law.
Wait? Those cretins are _protected_?!
You bet!
Insane but true...
Round 'em up and deliver them to the home of whoever came up with that INSANE idea.
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:24 pm
by OldCannon
Sidro wrote:...or when concentrated in numbers and in a manner that constitutes a health hazard or other nuisance.
Oh, well, that pretty much means "Anytime you see a Grackle" then

Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:31 pm
by Carry-a-Kimber
lkd wrote:Sidro wrote:...or when concentrated in numbers and in a manner that constitutes a health hazard or other nuisance.
Oh, well, that pretty much means "Anytime you see a Grackle" then

This.
Re: Grackle Whacker Is Back
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:37 pm
by Jasonw560
Their squaks, even just one, is a nuisance.
As the son of a farmer, every single one shold be eradicated.
And quick, before some PETA hacko finds out and declares them an endangered species.