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How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:28 pm
by snatchel
Alright, I wanted to post this here because well.... I dont want to jump to conclusions or imply anything but um... well, lets just say i'm one of the "younger" guys on this board. I'm not saying any of y'all (TAM) are in a perfect place in life for a mid-life crisis, but please dont go this far. Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:32 pm
by Pawpaw
Trust me, most of us "older guys" can't wear "skinny jeans" any more!

Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:33 pm
by paulhailes
I wonder if it was a dare?
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:34 pm
by C-dub
With emphasis on CAN'T and honorable mention to won't.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:37 pm
by pbwalker
nothing "jives" with Ed Hardy...
But, I have to give one note of gratitude to Ed Hardy. It let's me know who I don't want to converse with.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:37 pm
by Kythas
He probably lost a bet.

Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:38 pm
by Oldgringo
snatchel wrote:
Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
Er..uh, what does jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts, buckaroo? Do multi-tattoos, various body piercings, brithches falling off and a stupid flat brim gansta' hat make the scene?
Work with us older fools so that we don't look so stupid driving around in the car that daddy bought or leaving his house in the broad daylight on our way to the school for which is daddy is paying.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:41 pm
by paulhailes
I like the department he is in too, just look around he looks so out of place.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:43 pm
by snatchel
Oldgringo wrote:snatchel wrote:
Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
Er..uh, what does jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts, buckaroo? Do multi-tattoos, various body piercings, brithches falling off and a stupid flat brim gansta' hat make the scene?
Work with us older fools so that we don't look so stupid driving around in the car that daddy bought or leaving his house in the broad daylight.
Haha. Ed hardy doesn't go with anything. Nor do Sagging drawers or flat brim gangsta hats. As for older dudes-- I got nothing to say about 'em. They've been around long enough to know how to get by and I haven't been around long enough to tell them any different. As a matter of fact, I've decided that i'm gonna follow my dad's example for mid-life crisis and buy a corvette :)
P.S. I have multi tattoos. Ugh. Military days..... If I could go back, I'd have never gotten any on my forearms. Period. Hope I can explain this to my future children.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:53 pm
by The Annoyed Man
snatchel wrote:I'm not saying any of y'all (TAM) are in a perfect place in life for a mid-life crisis, but please dont go this far. Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
You can sleep safely in your bed at night, knowing that Ed Hardy can't be bought for any price on Planet TAM. And I couldn't get one of my arms into those jeans.

Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:59 pm
by paulhailes
You know I think I saw a normal Ed Hardy shirt once.
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:03 pm
by pbwalker
paulhailes wrote:You know I think I saw a normal Ed Hardy shirt once.
YOU LIE!!!
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:12 pm
by Crossfire
Maybe they weren't skinny jeans when he bought them....
Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:30 pm
by snatchel
The Annoyed Man wrote:snatchel wrote:I'm not saying any of y'all (TAM) are in a perfect place in life for a mid-life crisis, but please dont go this far. Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
You can sleep safely in your bed at night, knowing that Ed Hardy can't be bought for any price on Planet TAM. And I couldn't get one of my arms into those jeans.

**Sigh**
Thanks for the reassurance TAM.
"Now I lay me down to sleep, Knowing the skinny's Tam bought wont go past his feet.."
Hahaha.

Re: How Bad can Mid-Life crisis be?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:32 pm
by paulhailes
snatchel wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:snatchel wrote:I'm not saying any of y'all (TAM) are in a perfect place in life for a mid-life crisis, but please dont go this far. Bald spots just dont jive with skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shirts.
Just saying....
You can sleep safely in your bed at night, knowing that Ed Hardy can't be bought for any price on Planet TAM. And I couldn't get one of my arms into those jeans.

**Sigh**
Thanks for the reassurance TAM.
"Now I lay me down to sleep, Knowing the skinny's Tam bought wont go past his feet.."
Hahaha.

