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Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:16 pm
by psijac
Does anyone else think its quirky when they have a gun show and a bridal show on the same weekend?

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:17 pm
by Keith B
Nah. Haven't you ever heard of a Shotgun Wedding? :mrgreen:

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:12 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
Recently an Arkansas mountain man disputed that his marriage was legal.

He said her daddy's shotgun wasn't loaded. :-)

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In related Arkansas news, their Supreme Court had to decide this thorny issue:

If a man and wife get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

SIA

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:26 pm
by Pawpaw
Arkansas is also the only state where the Walmarts have greeting cards that say...

"Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:59 pm
by cctcaden
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas.... Anywhere would have called it the teethbrush

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:02 pm
by The Mad Moderate
I have some arkansas jokes i would like to tell but forum rules would prohibit any of the jokes i have from being posted. :leaving

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:43 pm
by MasterOfNone
Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:18 pm
by adamcsills
MasterOfNone wrote:Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.
Luckily my wife wanted to elope and not go through all that. She's envious of the fact that I get these frequent shows for my hobby and she's got nothing for hers (knitting).

Re: Shows at the GRB

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:38 pm
by 74novaman
adamcsills wrote:
MasterOfNone wrote:Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.
Luckily my wife wanted to elope and not go through all that. She's envious of the fact that I get these frequent shows for my hobby and she's got nothing for hers (knitting).
Destination weddings are where it's at! We went to Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic....no bridal shows for me! :cheers2: :coolgleamA: