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Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:43 pm
by RoyGBiv
Drug smugglers use a simple car jack to lift the border fence in southern Arizona and smuggle hundreds of pounds of illegal drugs into the United States undetected.
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"Border Security".....
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:53 pm
by PBratton
So, I guess we didn't take the 'Weld the steel sheet in place' option...
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:22 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Automatic weapons fire seems called for.
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:37 pm
by PBratton
The Annoyed Man wrote:Automatic weapons fire seems called for.
I'd pay extra tax for an AC-130 on station 24/7. As long as they let it take all targets it sees.
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:45 pm
by speedsix
PBratton wrote:So, I guess we didn't take the 'Weld the steel sheet in place' option...
...the instructions weren't written in English and Spanish...
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:50 pm
by sugar land dave
Written in chinese and the notice was "made in China"
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:09 pm
by speedsix
...sad truth!!! won't be any repair parts available,either...time for a new fence...
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:26 pm
by RPB
I still think we need to blast a few holes in the ground and put up signs "This area may or may not contain land mines. Feel Lucky?"
And they'll have to rethink their risk/benefit analysis on an individual basis
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:51 pm
by Thomas
metal detector, remote control car, forcing people to clear a path at gunpoint... probably not a good idea (using landmines)
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:55 pm
by C-dub
PBratton wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:Automatic weapons fire seems called for.
I'd pay extra tax for an AC-130 on station 24/7. As long as they let it take all targets it sees.
Oh yeah, SPOOKY! Or is it SPECTRE? Whichever one is the newest. Ah, bring'em both!
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:00 pm
by RPB
Thomas wrote:metal detector, remote control car, forcing people to clear a path at gunpoint... probably not a good idea (using landmines)
I didn't say anything about using landmines
I said use signs
We all know signs work.
We just need to paint a line with a sign "Do not cross"
I guarantee it will work on criminals as well as "No guns allowed" signs do.
But those signs contain no implied risk like the ones that say DANGER 150,000 VOLTS
A sign which implies a risk should be more effective.... for a while
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:37 pm
by RPB
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Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:16 pm
by Ameer
Snipers. The new Arizona state militia should have lots and lots of snipers.
Re: Car Jack Beats Border Fence
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:09 am
by Dragonfighter
RPB wrote:I still think we need to blast a few holes in the ground and put up signs "This area may or may not contain land mines. Feel Lucky?"
And they'll have to rethink their risk/benefit analysis on an individual basis
I remember james Garner in "Support Your Local Sheriff". The jail wasn't finished, so he took some red paint and dribbled it outside of the cell, kind of smeared it around and the bad guy asked, "What's that?" In his casual drawl garner replied, "That? Oh that's the last guy that tried to leave the cell without permission." IIRC. The blast holes and signs would be hilarious.