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Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:05 pm
by JJVP
Man Arrested For Throwing McDonald's French Fries At Stepdaughter.
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Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:23 am
by stealthfightrf17
Really, Guess some kids in the schools need to think twice before those food fights now. May be charged with assult with deadly milk.
Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:55 am
by Dragonfighter
TxLobo wrote:should have ordered the salt free fries...
*insert rimshot.wav here..

No assault.
Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:01 am
by RPB
You could put an eye out

Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:19 am
by VMI77
So then, does not such an attack justify the use of lethal force in self-defense?
Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:14 am
by Jumping Frog
VMI77 wrote:
So then, does not such an attack justify the use of lethal force in self-defense?
Only if there is disparity of force -- like an entire bag of French fries.
Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:06 pm
by JJVP
VMI77 wrote:
So then, does not such an attack justify the use of lethal force in self-defense?
Sure. That calls for a shot or two of ketchup.
Re: Assault with a dangerous weapon
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:15 pm
by Oldgringo
His Holiness, NYC Mayor Bloomberg considers fast and 'junk' foods to be deadly weapons.