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Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:58 pm
by Kythas
I was wondering what the benefits would be like. Then I realized it's a temporary position, so there probably aren't any.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-p ... wanted-ad/
Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:04 pm
by snatchel
I would present this idea:
Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:
If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.
Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?
Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:21 pm
by 74novaman
snatchel wrote:I would present this idea:
Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:
If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.
Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?

Brilliant!
Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:21 pm
by Kythas
snatchel wrote:I would present this idea:
Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:
If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.
Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?
This forum REALLY needs a "Like" button....
Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:23 pm
by RottenApple
Well.... That's one way to improve the unemployment rate...

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:01 pm
by SSGMWP
There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:01 pm
by 74novaman
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!


Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:09 pm
by Jumping Frog
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

Oh, you just made me throw up a little in my mouth . . . .
Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:15 pm
by 77346
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!


Too funny! You've made my day!

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:27 pm
by sjfcontrol
Two-weeks vacation after the successful completion of any assignment. The real question regards their health plan (for the unsuccessful assignments).

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:41 am
by MeMelYup
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

That's enough to gag a magot. You might throw in a couple of lying supreme court justices also.