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Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:58 pm
by Kythas
I was wondering what the benefits would be like. Then I realized it's a temporary position, so there probably aren't any.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-p ... wanted-ad/

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:04 pm
by snatchel
I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:21 pm
by 74novaman
snatchel wrote:I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?
"rlol" "rlol" Brilliant!

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:21 pm
by Kythas
snatchel wrote:I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?
This forum REALLY needs a "Like" button....

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:23 pm
by RottenApple
Well.... That's one way to improve the unemployment rate... "rlol"

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:01 pm
by SSGMWP
There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest! :reddevil

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:01 pm
by 74novaman
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest! :reddevil
:leaving

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:09 pm
by Jumping Frog
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest! :reddevil
Oh, you just made me throw up a little in my mouth . . . .

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:15 pm
by 77346
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest! :reddevil
"rlol" Too funny! You've made my day! "rlol"

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:27 pm
by sjfcontrol
Kythas wrote:I was wondering what the benefits would be like. Then I realized it's a temporary position, so there probably aren't any.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-p ... wanted-ad/
Two-weeks vacation after the successful completion of any assignment. The real question regards their health plan (for the unsuccessful assignments). :mrgreen:

Re: Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:41 am
by MeMelYup
SSGMWP wrote:There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest! :reddevil
That's enough to gag a magot. You might throw in a couple of lying supreme court justices also.