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Important* info....please take the time to read.

*Don't wash your hair in the shower!!!***

*It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!*

*INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT*

*WARNING TO US ALL!!!*

*Shampoo Warning!***

*I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!***

*I use shampoo in the shower!***

*When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very*

*clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,***

*"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."***

*No wonder I have been gaining weight!***

*Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering***

*with Dawn dishwashing soap instead. Its label reads,***

*"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."***

*Problem solved!***

*If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!*

That's what's been happening to me! Thanks for the warning!

Additionally, I used an extra body conditioner so I gained quicker ... thanks for this warning

Haha!

GWE Chally wrote:That's what's been happening to me! Thanks for the warning!

I just spray myself down with Windex. It removes both grease and grime, so I get thinner and squeeky clean.

WildBill wrote:

GWE Chally wrote:That's what's been happening to me! Thanks for the warning!

I just spray myself down with Windex. It removes both grease and grime, so I get thinner and squeeky clean.

and ... no streaking

RPB wrote:

WildBill wrote:

GWE Chally wrote:That's what's been happening to me! Thanks for the warning!

I just spray myself down with Windex. It removes both grease and grime, so I get thinner and squeeky clean.

and ... no streaking

umm another warning, do not type a search in youtube for windex stops streaking
(a guy runs into a pane of clear glass he doesn't see and bounces off it... but with the double entendre)
pretty funny, but respecting the 13 year old daughter rule

How many times did you later, rinse and repeat?

tbrown wrote:How many times did you later, rinse and repeat?

Don't you hate when you stubb a toe on the ladder in the bathroom
It's annoying to have to have one in there, but
The toothpaste tube says squeeze from the bottom and
flatten as you go up.

That reminds me of a guy with whom I used to work who at fast food drive throughs would say

Cashier "How are you doing?"
Customer "How am I doing what?"
Cashier "Please drive up to the window"
Customer "I can't, my car has forward and reverse, but no 'UP"
Cashier, "ok then, please pull forward"
Customer "I can't because that's impossible, I can pull back, or push forward, but I can't pull forward"
I hesitated to get food when I was in the car with him, never know what they did to it.

RPB wrote:Cashier, "ok then, please pull forward"
Customer "I can't because that's impossible, I can pull back, or push forward, but I can't pull forward"

Rear wheel drive?