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I reckon I'd have to be pretty drunk to line dance.

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I was born with five thumbs on both my left feet. They'd a just had to took me to jail.

I'd have a better chance at the dance than the time I was pulled over in a 24 diner parking lot and asked to recite the "ABCs" backwards. I told the kind officer I could not do that sober...

True story. Due to my honesty (stupidity) he informed me that his shift was over in 2 hours, and I had better be in the diner drinking coffee when he went by.
I was there when he went by. But that was many years ago. Before the zero tolerance era...

I always thought this was funny...not sure if it is appropriate as he uses the word "nuts" to discuss a piece of his anatomy. Mods feel free to delete if this is a no-go.

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