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We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.

Samson has been shorn of his hair. The sky is falling!

But what about the toupee? Is it still intact? I can't tell from that photo because of the hat.

I wonder how many razors he went through.....

C-dub wrote:But what about the toupee? Is it still intact? I can't tell from that photo because of the hat.

I don't know about you, but I'm not going to be able to work up enough courage to ask him about the rug. He might throw a Wushu Pinky Hold on me and explode the world.

RottenApple wrote:I wonder how many razors he went through.....

At least 25.........made from titanium.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

C-dub wrote:But what about the toupee? Is it still intact? I can't tell from that photo because of the hat.

I don't know about you, but I'm not going to be able to work up enough courage to ask him about the rug. He might throw a Wushu Pinky Hold on me and explode the world.

RottenApple wrote:I wonder how many razors he went through.....

At least 25.........made from titanium.

I bet he didn't shave.

He just looked at the beard in the mirror and self absorbed it.

Anygunanywhere

anygunanywhere wrote: I bet he didn't shave.

He just looked at the beard in the mirror and self absorbed it.

Anygunanywhere

That's what I'm thinking... He just told it "FALL OFF" and it did.

"Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests."

G26ster wrote:"Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests."

Well, if you think Chuck is tough, I have a friend who was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. How tough do you have to be to do stunts Chuck won't do? Then again, knowing my friend, it may have been that Chuck was smart enough not to do the stunts; Kennie is just crazy. He is the guy that flew the jet backpack in several movies as well.

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OMG, you guys are hysterical.

When I saw the thread title, I was wondering how long until the Chuck jokes started.....

gthaustex wrote:When I saw the thread title, I was wondering how long until the Chuck jokes started.....

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

Here you go!

Another one:
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt' get wet.
The lake gets "Chucked"

SIA

I think he just pounded them back in with a claw hammer.

Chuck Norris' beard would be too tough for any razor. Must has been removed with lasers.