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Mid week grin

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:36 pm
by Greybeard
The Wife was reading a chick book last night while I putzed on 'puter. She suddenly started laughing uncontrollably. Quote (slightly modified at end ;-) to better comply with forum rules) from "Off the Menu" by Stacy Ballis. Female author refers to full body massage appointments as "my 40/20s". Defined as "40 minutes of pure relaxation and 20 minutes of trying not to pass gas."