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I think it's time to redesign the bathroom scale. Numbers are so boring.
So here's my thought - initially the user would enter certain parameters such as height, sex, and age. Then when stepping on the scale the user would receive one of the following messages:
1. Eat your Wheaties dude!
2. I'm in love.
3. You so fine.
4. Looking good.
5. Could be better.
6. Was that cheesecake good?
7. Ouch!
8. Tub of lard!
9. Watch your hips on the way out the door!
10. When did we get an elephant?
11. Call biggest loser now!

Unfortunately, I currently would not get one of the nice messages.

Hope it won't cost too much because I don't see it living too long a life.

C-dub wrote:Hope it won't cost too much because I don't see it living too long a life.

That's the beauty of it. We are destructive in moments of anger/passion. But who doesn't want to hear, "you so fine"? Voilà! Repeat business!

I fall somewhere between ouch and call biggest loser

You forgot one!

12. No truck parking!

http://www.prankplace.com/Funny-Talking ... 83-0X.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"The Funweigh cycles randomly through 8 joke expressions including:
"Back away from the scale!"
"I think you just broke me!"
"Is someone on here with you?"
"You're not big boned, you're just fat."
"You're a deucer!"
"Eh, eh...can't breathe."
"It's a good thing I talk, 'cause you probably can't see me."
"Hey, get Pavarotti off me."
"

So it seems you did have a good idea........ just not the first to have it.

As a wise man once said..
"Nail two things together that have never been nailed together before and some shmuck will buy it"