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Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 10:39 am
by olafpfj
Some great quotes from the Hitchhikers series that should resonate with this forum.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.
It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
“It seemed to me,” said Wonko the Sane, “that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.”
The wit of Douglas Adams is pure genius.

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Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:58 am
by Pawpaw
You missed one of the best in that list:
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 12:03 pm
by olafpfj
Pawpaw wrote:You missed one of the best in that list:
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
Ha...yeah I meant to include that one and forgot!!

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 1:07 pm
by TheCytochromeC
"He gestured Arthur toward a chair which looked as if it had been made out of the rib cage of a stegosaurus.

'It was made out of the rib cage of a stegosaurus,' explained the old man..."

The HHGG is probably my favorite series.

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 4:51 pm
by NordicTexan
42, the answer is 42...........

I also like the holistic detective as well

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:49 pm
by saltydog452
Adams and Pratchett had fun with Alex de Tocqueville's obversations of a couple of centuries ago.

salty

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:52 am
by Dadtodabone
"DON'T PANIC!"

Re: Towel day quotes from Douglas Adams

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:04 am
by Purplehood
My 17 year old son proudly proclaims in class that the HHGG is his 'Bible'. No offense intended.