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The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:29 pm
by JJVP
..or should I say, nightmares.
Wife hires hitman to kill husband
A woman from Keyport, N.J. is accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill her husband. It ended up being an undercover cop.
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Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:37 pm
by jayinsat
I don't get it. Is there a craigslist for hitmen?

How do you find someone to do the job?
Do these people never watch any news or CSI shows? The "Hitman" you're interviewing is ALWAYS an undercover agent. ALWAYS.
SMH

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:07 pm
by tonzofphun
Were they able to arrest her for just the solicitation by itself or does there need to be a payment made before the bust?
If it's the latter, they got her with the $100 down payment.
Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:04 pm
by sjfcontrol
Married people should always do their own wet-work. Don't ask me how I know...

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:28 am
by SQLGeek
I joke with my wife this is why she watches those "Snapped" shows on Oxygen so that when she finally decides to get rid of me, it'll be the perfect crime.
That said, if I ever disappear. Please call the police.

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:18 pm
by blackdog8200
tonzofphun wrote:Were they able to arrest her for just the solicitation by itself or does there need to be a payment made before the bust?
If it's the latter, they got her with the $100 down payment.
Chapter 15 Texas penal code.....
15.02 criminal conspiracy
15.03 criminal solicitation
These are preparatory offenses...... Ie solicitation of prostitution is a crime, not requiring the actual exchange of money. Just the agreement to an act for money is the crime. Just in this cas it would be a felony count. Conspiracy to commit capital murder.
Inal

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:28 pm
by blackdog8200
SQLGeek wrote:I joke with my wife this is why she watches those "Snapped" shows on Oxygen so that when she finally decides to get rid of me, it'll be the perfect crime.
That said, if I ever disappear. Please call the police.

Remember the dentist that was cheating on his wife.....got run over a few times in the hotel parking lot?
They said it made a "blump blump" sound when she did it.
My wife says that was justifiable homicide...
Just sayin, the women on your wife's jury might be of the same mind
Whenever I do something she doesn't like...she says blump blump and gives me that look.....

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:30 pm
by Oldgringo
Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?
Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:21 am
by blackdog8200
Oldgringo wrote:Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?
"honey, I think we need more life insurance..."

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:39 am
by sjfcontrol
blackdog8200 wrote:Oldgringo wrote:Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?
"honey, I think
YOU need more life insurance..."

Fixed it!

Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:27 pm
by karder
My wife has already told me that if she ever kills me it will be by poisoning me. She claims I will not throw anything away in the fridge and will eat something no matter how funny it smells or tastes.
Her: "Honey don't eat that, it smells like poison!"
Me: "It's fine".
It's funny because it is true.
Re: The Wife of Your Dreams...
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:33 pm
by BigGuy
There's a case going on right now in Fouke Arkansas, just down the road from Texarkana.