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LOL...green paint on the Lincoln Memorial and they have to 'investigate' whether it was intentional or not...

It appears to be a drive by with a paint gun from the pictures. Paint on the steps with elevation correction to the top. I hope they are found and punished.

old farmer wrote:

It appears to be a drive by with a paint gun from the pictures. Paint on the steps with elevation correction to the top. I hope they are found and punished.

stay tuned for an upcoming CSI where they'll tell us who done it and why.... on a more serious note.....not much hope of cathcing them unless they happen to be dumb enough to have spilt paint on their clothes and wear them to school (you'd think it'd have to be kids or is it just me?) ohh that reminds me check facebook and twitter since they probably posted a video or pics of them doing it on the web

old farmer wrote:

It appears to be a drive by with a paint gun from the pictures. Paint on the steps with elevation correction to the top. I hope they are found and punished.

I think you've hit the nail on the head.

Ultra_Solo_Sig_0904 wrote:

old farmer wrote:

It appears to be a drive by with a paint gun from the pictures. Paint on the steps with elevation correction to the top. I hope they are found and punished.

stay tuned for an upcoming CSI where they'll tell us who done it and why.... on a more serious note.....not much hope of cathcing them unless they happen to be dumb enough to have spilt paint on their clothes and wear them to school (you'd think it'd have to be kids or is it just me?) ohh that reminds me check facebook and twitter since they probably posted a video or pics of them doing it on the web

Nah, it will be NCIS with King and Maxwell assisting.

Wonder if the Park Police found their missing rifles while they were looking around?

jimlongley wrote:
Nah, it will be NCIS with King and Maxwell assisting.

...evidence will show that the distinct pattern of the green paint is consistent with paintballs manufactured by MakeYourShot Paintball Manufacturing supply in Podunk, Miss.

...the particular shade of green can narrow it down to a lot made with a particular pigment only used in paintballs manufactured between Mar 2003 and May 2004 leading us to believe this incident may have been in the planning stages as long ago as June 2003 when that particular lot was distributed to retailers...

...looks like we have a sleeper cell of perps running around that we have no previous indications of...

RogueUSMC wrote:

jimlongley wrote:
Nah, it will be NCIS with King and Maxwell assisting.

...evidence will show that the distinct pattern of the green paint is consistent with paintballs manufactured by MakeYourShot Paintball Manufacturing supply in Podunk, Miss.

...the particular shade of green can narrow it down to a lot made with a particular pigment only used in paintballs manufactured between Mar 2003 and May 2004 leading us to believe this incident may have been in the planning stages as long ago as June 2003 when that particular lot was distributed to retailers...

...looks like we have a sleeper cell of perps running around that we have no previous indications of...

Or my theory, just some stupid kids with a lot of leftover paint balls. I am not NCIS, I am KISS when it comes to investigations.

Sounds like it's time to get the Park Police SWAT team into action.

bdickens wrote:Sounds like it's time to get the Park Police SWAT team into action.

RogueUSMC wrote:

jimlongley wrote:
Nah, it will be NCIS with King and Maxwell assisting.

...evidence will show that the distinct pattern of the green paint is consistent with paintballs manufactured by MakeYourShot Paintball Manufacturing supply in Podunk, Miss.

...the particular shade of green can narrow it down to a lot made with a particular pigment only used in paintballs manufactured between Mar 2003 and May 2004 leading us to believe this incident may have been in the planning stages as long ago as June 2003 when that particular lot was distributed to retailers...

...looks like we have a sleeper cell of perps running around that we have no previous indications of...

All of this of course discovered by the geeky hacker lady who used the Magic Database of Everything to mine this data in about 20 seconds.

Actually, having looked at the pictures a couple of times now, it doesn't look like any paintball mark I ever made or suffered.

Paint ball would be bad, it would be blamed on guns.

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

It isn't paint, but blood. Alien blood!

I heard from a friend who works in a local gas station in Roswell that there was a lot of activity recently. A small plane was seen departing Area 51. Not a normal commuter of workers.

A cousin of a friend of my sister's gynecologist, who works at Area 51 days that a group of "residents" were allowed to take a trip to the nation's capitol as part of a repatriation program. According to sources there a fight broke out between two of these individuals. One alien pulled a shiv, a prohibited item in area 51, and fatally attacked the other.

It's not clear what the argument was about. The attacker is claiming self defense, stating that the victim had spat on him. Further investigation gives credence to this claim as the victim is purportedly from the planet Ganeska, and everyone knows that Ganeskans have acid for saliva.

If I hear more, I will keep you all updated.