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There has been a number of comments about how much we love our pets.

Well here is one man's choice.

It was however a Jack Russell Terrior.

At least he's got his priorities straight. After all, the dog can fetch.

If you really want to know who loves you lock your wife and dog in the trunk for 15 minutes. When you open the trunk see who is happy to see you.

Anygunanywhere

anygunanywhere wrote:If you really want to know who loves you lock your wife and dog in the trunk for 15 minutes. When you open the trunk see who is happy to see you.

Anygunanywhere

philip964 wrote:http://m.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/hom ... 6692445625

There has been a number of comments about how much we love our pets.

Well here is one man's choice.

Well the canine contingent of the family informs me that here is a man who has the correct priorities.

hey my wife knows how to swim. My wiener dogs, not so much.

Why?

Old but appropriate here:

Why dog is better than a Wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
7. Dogs can't talk.
8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
9. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
10. Dogs like to go hunting.
11. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
12. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.
13. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
17. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
18. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.
19. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
20. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

I actually responded to an early morning house fire (paramedic) and the man home owner had gotten his car out of the garage but left his wife in the house. She was a crispy critter and he got charged with murder.

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