My wife has developed an urge to watch birds. So we had to make the Rio Grande pilgrimage. "We" planned a driving trip of about 10 days with stops at South Padre and Edinburg then slowly up the valley on 83 until we headed home on 35.
She has also accumulated a fairly large collection of cameras and equipment that pack up neatly into black ballistic nylon bags. When combined with our black ballistic nylon luggage it makes a fairly substantial pile of black ballistic nylon.
I have been married to this woman for 39 years and know her to be a strong, forthright, yet gentle person. Her focus has been on raising and launching our 4 children onto happy, successful paths in life. With the care and feeding of Dad as a side project.
Yet when we were stopped at a CBP "Inspection Station" on 83, I thought she was possessed.
As is the nature of such trips, we modified our itinerary. Having heard rumors that there were mountains in Texas, she thought we might head west to investigate for ourselves. I, of course, agreed and we mapped a trip that was intended to take us north to I-10, our westward corridor, yet skip the dreary blandness of Texas interstate travel. 83 seemed to offer more variety in scenery and reasonable accommodations were available. So we continued north on 83 rather than 35.
Whether she was disappointed in the scenery(not much)or just not in the mood for polite conversation, after a verbal verification of our citizenship, when asked where we were bound by the friendly young fellow in a pickle suit, her reply was "That, young man, is not your concern."
She then informed him that unless he had probable cause to delay us further, the interview was at an end. He replied that he didn't need probable cause and that we should park in the secondary inspection area.
One hour and fifteen minutes later we left the inspection station.
I'll leave aside the unpleasantness that occurred with the CBP and share what we learned. My sister-in-law is somewhat of a muckity muck in a Fed ABC. My wife was burning the OnStar minutes within seconds of our exit from the inspection station(no signal, area or canopy, don't know) and we eventually learned:
#1 They don't need probable cause, Reasonable Suspicion is the threshold for search at an Inspection Station.
#2 They don't need to articulate that reasonable suspicion to you.
#3 Anything, as we found out later, can create reasonable suspicion.
#4 While not required by law, if directed to secondary inspection, do let the CBP agents know that you are armed. A friendly DPS Trooper visited us and checked our CHL status, after a fairly tense 20 minute wait.
#5 Don't travel with a disaffected woman.
Reasonable Suspicion? We were travelling in an area that doesn't see much tourist traffic. Our vehicle, 2010 GMC Acadia(my wife's runabout, triple white pearl something or other, shiny)was both reasonably expensive and dirty(6 days on the road at this point)! While entering our "Golden Years" we are both young at heart and reasonably vigorous, well dressed and groomed. I was wearing a "shoot me first vest" that became an issue a little later. 4 large BBN suitcases, 4 medium size BBN bags, 2 rifle length BBN cases(easel set, tripod), 2 BBN laptop bags. Although factory original equipment, Black tinted windows in the rear seat and cargo area.
The CBP agent had seen the luggage through the lowered window as he greeted us. When combined with the other "indicators" we exhibited, he had a "reasonable suspicion" that we were "traffickers".
Dress and Grooming, Short hair, clean shaven, khaki slacks, Galco belt, button down white shirt, Sperry Topsiders, good quality watch. "the vest". Semi-Rachel haircut(don't tell her I called it that), conservative make-up, pastel yellow cotton polo, nice jeans, brown leather belt and brown leather sandals, minimal jewelry, a couple of bangles, watch, Celtic cross on a small necklace(I thought she looked fetching). Our appearance was not the "norm" for motorists in this area.
Being slightly unkempt while attired in Tee shirts, cargo shorts, cut offs, flip flops or tennies would be appropriate.
Expensive dirty car, equals Mexico.
Find a $6 carwash regularly.
The luggage, not just the quantity, but the material used in it's manufacture was an indicator.
In the future I'll probably go with doubled up WalMart plastic bags.
The Vest. A somewhat more mature CBP agent joined us in secondary inspect, saw the vest, placed his hand on his service pistol and politely asked if I was armed. My wife replied "Of course he's armed, legally I might add, as am I!" The next few moments of negotiation were tense. my wife was able to display her CHL without doing anything to further alarm the CBP agents and we waited for DPS. CBP agents are not "peace officers" in Texas.
I'm keeping the vest, I like it, I carry a 5" 1911 with ease.
My thanks to ya'll for listening. And to my sister-in-law for gathering the info on our stop.