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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:54 pm
by JALLEN
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'YES.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:12 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:04 pm
by Superman
That's great...definitely made me laugh when I read that, thanks!
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:31 pm
by GeekwithaGun
thanks JALLEN, That alone made my day
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:34 pm
by fishman
yep, made my day too.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:41 pm
by texanjoker
That and don't open up the news paper
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:58 pm
by Syntyr
texanjoker wrote:That and don't open up the news paper
Or turn on the stupid TV...
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:32 pm
by cheezit
better then absolute greatness.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:41 pm
by krieghoff
After a day like today, I needed a good laugh. Thanks for making it happen.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:45 pm
by AEA
Good ONE!
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:27 pm
by DocV
So good, I stole it.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:59 am
by RoyGBiv
DocV wrote:So good, I stole it.
me too..
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:22 am
by chasfm11
LIKE button pressed.....
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:05 am
by Excaliber
I felt better just reading it.
I see lots of happy days ahead....
Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.
People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.
Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:52 am
by Vol Texan
Excaliber wrote:I felt better just reading it.
I see lots of happy days ahead....
Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.
People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.
And if he doesn't straighten up...John Cornyn.