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Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:20 pm**

Russell,

YOU SIR ARE A GREAT AMERICAN !

Now, where did ya' buy it?

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:39 pm**

They teach that higher cognitive thought out there in AggieTown, eh?

srsly, thanks for the review!

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:41 pm**

There's got to be an Aggie joke in here somewhere...

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:48 pm**

yeah, it's like the story about the guy gettin' pulled over fer speedin' and he tells the Man, "Don't wurrah boss, whatever ticket you write me won't be near as bad as the trouble I'll catch from my ol' lady!"

glad there was no permanent damage.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:52 pm**

at least he didnt find out how a tazer works.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:57 pm**

pbandjelly wrote:yeah, it's like the story about the guy gettin' pulled over fer speedin' and he tells the Man, "Don't wurrah boss, whatever ticket you write me won't be near as bad as the trouble I'll catch from my ol' lady!"

glad there was no permanent damage.

I did that with a Texas DPS trooper once a couple of Thanksgiving weekends ago...And Wife Unit was right there...

I thought I would never hear a trooper laugh that hard again...Got me a warning...

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 3:58 pm**

stevie_d_64 wrote:There's got to be an Aggie joke in here somewhere...

See...There was this Aggie driving down the road, windows down and...(fill in the blank)...

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 4:57 pm**

RUSSELL !!!
I see FAME & FORTUNE in this little mishap.
Possible::::: mmmmm TEST -GUEST-WRITER ????

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 5:06 pm**

A lesson I learned in the Navy, don't barf into the wind or, in my unfortunate case, stand next to someone about to.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 6:12 pm**

Coworker goes to flea mkt and buys a taser. It must have had a loose wire in it because as he was playing with it in the office it quit making sparks. well he checks the batteries and shakes it and still nothin, so he gets everybodys attention and goes look its broke and touchs it to his crotch and flicks the switch on and off three times.the third time being the charm ................................after we helped him up and sent him home to change we all decided that this weekend we are buying him some OC to play with.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 7:10 pm**

This is really turning into one of those amazingly amusing threads tonight!!!

I'm waiting for one a new funny public bathroom stories before the weekends out...

Maybe it'll be me...Who knows...

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