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Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:49 pm
by katmandu
Haha, good one!

Here's the Guide to Understanding Women - I hear this is Volume 1, pocket edition... :biggrinjester:

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Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:36 pm
by Sidro
Once saw a book that said on the cover "Everything Man Knows and Understands About Women". About 200 pages thick and when I opened the jacket it was completely blank front to back cover. I believe the cover had a true statement on it.

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:48 pm
by puma guy
Sidro wrote:Once saw a book that said on the cover "Everything Man Knows and Understands About Women". About 200 pages thick and when I opened the jacket it was completely blank front to back cover. I believe the cover had a true statement on it.
I read that book but the title was " The Wit And Wisdom Of Spiro T. Agnew"

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:04 pm
by mojo84
We know you actually did that.

If you ever figure them out, you are morally obligated to explain them to the rest of us.

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:41 pm
by WildBill
mojo84 wrote:We know you actually did that.

If you ever figure them out, you are morally obligated to explain them to the rest of us.
If you ever figured them out, you would be too old to have the time to explain them to the rest of us.

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:30 pm
by Abraham
Remember this little bon mot from dear old Agnew: Don't be a nattering nabob of negativism?

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:34 pm
by WildBill
Abraham wrote:Remember this little bon mot from dear old Agnew: Don't be a nattering nabob of negativism?
I remember it well. Although they didn't say so at the time, I think it's a very racist statement. :cool:

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:02 pm
by Pawpaw
There are only two things a man needs to know about women.

1. "Yes dear."

2. When arguing, the woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=rNKIjLLZMWs[/youtube]

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:59 pm
by G.A. Heath
You did hear about the man who actually managed to figure out women didn't you?


He died from laughing...

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:08 pm
by puma guy
I don't understand what the problem is. You simply have to make sure she knows who's in charge and constantly remind her.....Er! Uh! Hold on a second I hear my wife calling.............................................................................................................................
gotta go now

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:26 pm
by Divided Attention
Careful boys - don't many of your ladies shoot?? :biggrinjester:

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:18 pm
by jmra
I've been married for 24 years and when it comes to understanding women I still look like a deer caught in headlights.

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:31 pm
by Oldgringo
PM me with your questions. Either WildBill or I will get back to you sooner...or later. :smilelol5:

Re: I don't understand women...

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:32 pm
by SewTexas
Divided Attention wrote:Careful boys - don't many of your ladies shoot?? :biggrinjester:
:lol: