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Drunk, blind intruder shot by homeowner
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:52 am
by seamusTX
http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4993293.html
Houston: A drunk blind man entered a residence that was not his in the middle of the night, argued with the homeowner. Shot with shotgun, not seriously injured. No charges expected to be filed.
- Jim
Re: Drunk, blind intruder shot by homeowner
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:12 am
by Hoppes
seamusTX wrote:http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4993293.html
Houston: A drunk blind man entered a residence that was not his in the middle of the night, argued with the homeowner. Shot with shotgun, not seriously injured. No charges expected to be filed.
- Jim
Did the drunk sober up some after the subcutaneous application of lead?
Hoppes
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:04 pm
by phddan
Stupid hurts.
Dan
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:27 pm
by stevie_d_64
The drunk man had a history of going into the wrong houses in that condition...
It was bound to happen eventually...
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:04 pm
by KBCraig
Gives new meaning to being "blind drunk".
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:48 pm
by gregthehand
He almost gave new meaning to the phrase "dead drunk"!!

Going Into The Wrong House
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:56 pm
by Hoppes
stevie_d_64 wrote:The drunk man had a history of going into the wrong houses in that condition...
It was bound to happen eventually...
For those that forgot - Merle Haggard, who while drunk, broke into a cafe that was supposedly open at the time. Haggard was drunk and he thought the business was closed at the time. He spent nearly three years in San Quentin Prison and was paroled in 1960. He was pardoned by California Governor Ronald Reagan in 1972. Reagan expunged Haggard's criminal record, giving him a full pardon.
I'll bet those working in the cafe watched in confusion as Merle began breaking into the back door when they knew the business was already open, so Haggard and the other two drunks with him could have walked into the front door. At the time, they probably didn't know he was trying to break in to burglarize the place.
Stupid tax was probably costly to Haggard at the time.
Hoppes