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Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:05 am
by JakeTheSnake
Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Maybe there some pain killers in the looted packages.
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/offbeat ... ng-getaway

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:49 am
by eureka40
Karma strikes!!

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:57 am
by OneGun
I hope the police catch them. That medicine could be very expensive and hard to replace.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:52 am
by cmgee67
That thing looked broke! Thieves these days Must have less brain cells than normal because everyone has cameras now. It’s so cheap to get good quality cameras compared to what it used to be.

I hope that the homeowner didn’t loose something that they really needed that day. I can’t stand people who steal. Get a job and quit stealing the stuff others have worked hard for.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:35 pm
by JakeTheSnake
Probably turn around and sue the homeowner.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:48 pm
by Charles L. Cotton
cmgee67 wrote:That thing looked broke!
Yep, it looked really nasty!

Chas.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:21 pm
by apostate
One news report says the cooler contained medicine worth $5k so that would be a State Jail Felony in Texas, right?

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:13 pm
by LDB415
Too bad it was an ankle and not her neck.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:58 pm
by ninjabread
I was rooting for him to slip and break something while picking her up, and for the cops to come and find them both lying there. :evil2:

I hope the local hospitals are keeping a watch for her and drop a dime if she comes in. I also hope the medicine is recovered but bottom feeders like that probably threw out the drugs if it was chemotherapy instead of oxycodone or medical marijuana.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:49 pm
by dino9832
Oh man, that was hilarious! I spent a whole Saturday morning on youtube once watching porch pirating gone wrong..lol.
One guy rigged an exploding box of doggie doo with a time delay. In the video, you see the car almost at the end of the street when the passenger jumps out. And starts puking his cookies all over the place!

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:21 pm
by bblhd672
ninjabread wrote:I was rooting for him to slip and break something while picking her up, and for the cops to come and find them both lying there. :evil2:
Me too. Hoping on him getting a herniated disk from picking up his wildebeast. Would have been nice to watch them both laying in pain until the police showed up.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:00 pm
by Jeff B.
JakeTheSnake wrote:Probably turn around and sue the homeowner.
It wouldn't be a surprise in this day. I don't know anything about Washington's liability laws, but if it's in the coastal area, they are very liberal adn would probably see fit to hold the homeowner responsible for the thief's injuries.

Let's hope not!

Jeff B.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:39 pm
by Cheapsk8
Have not looked for the actual report but my wife told me they found the couple

Went and looked it up and found this. http://komonews.com/news/local/suspecte ... l-arrested

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:45 pm
by MechAg94
Cheapsk8 wrote:Have not looked for the actual report but my wife told me they found the couple

Went and looked it up and found this. http://komonews.com/news/local/suspecte ... l-arrested
Good to hear they caught them.

Re: Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:21 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
A witness later told detectives they noted the pair driving through the neighborhood and had captured their license plate, according to the police report.
Ahh, the joys of a suspicious nature and good situational awareness........ :biggrinjester:
Well done, ad hoc neighborhood watch! :thumbs2: