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Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:39 pm
by Flightmare
High-speed wireless threat neutralizer
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:40 pm
by bblhd672
Freedom dispenser
Disposable income disposer
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:50 pm
by Jusme
Freedom Announcers

Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:54 pm
by Vol Texan
Emergency Ventilator
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:41 pm
by C-dub
Thoracic ventilator
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:57 pm
by Jusme
Tyrant's worst nightmare!!
Deplorable enablers!
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:00 pm
by Flightmare
Jusme wrote: Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:57 pm
Deplorable enablers!
Deplorable DEFENDERS!
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:01 pm
by Pawpaw
Democrat repellent.
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:58 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
"remote access" works for me......
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:24 pm
by RSX11
The old magazine National Lampoon, while parodying descriptions of Asian martial arts, described it as "Gun - the ancient Occidental martial art, wherein the velocity and mass of a small pellet is used against your opponent".
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:24 pm
by ELB
Point and click. and Bang.
Re: Inventive descriptions for firearms
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:57 pm
by Screamin Jimmy
Supersonic Pez dispenser