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Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:43 pm
by Keith B
DANIA BEACH, Fla. — A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.
https://pix11.com/2018/11/29/florida-wo ... man-report
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:47 pm
by WildBill
The woman had a weapon and threatened to "gut" the man, but was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
without intent to kill.

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:04 pm
by bblhd672
Coward County Florida....big surprise.
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:53 pm
by C-dub
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:05 pm
by The Annoyed Man
bblhd672 wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:04 pm
Coward County Florida....big surprise.
Meanwhile, in NE Tarrant county, the missus served up a heaping plate of home made corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots tonight ... so don’t come around here complainin’ later this evening when the effects catch up, if you don’t want knife pulled on yah!
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:06 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
The Annoyed Man wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:05 pm
bblhd672 wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:04 pm
Coward County Florida....big surprise.
Meanwhile, in NE Tarrant county, the missus served up a heaping plate of home made corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots tonight ... so don’t come around here complainin’ later this evening when the effects catch up, if you don’t want knife pulled on yah!
Way to much info!
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:09 pm
by The Annoyed Man
03Lightningrocks wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:06 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:05 pm
bblhd672 wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:04 pm
Coward County Florida....big surprise.
Meanwhile, in NE Tarrant county, the missus served up a heaping plate of home made corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots tonight ... so don’t come around here complainin’ later this evening when the effects catch up, if you don’t want knife pulled on yah!
Way to much info!

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:16 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:24 am
by Liberty
WildBill wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:47 pm
The woman had a weapon and threatened to "gut" the man, but was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
without intent to kill.
It's not clear. Was it an aggravated charge because of the knife or the fumes?
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:36 am
by OneGun
Liberty wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:24 am
WildBill wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:47 pm
The woman had a weapon and threatened to "gut" the man, but was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
without intent to kill.
It's not clear. Was it an aggravated charge because of the knife or the fumes?
According to Anne Hathaway, the man gassed the woman! It had to be because of the fumes.
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:07 am
by Ed4032
I tell my wife that it is my super power. I think she is jealous. Her super power is the ability to read my mind and finish my sentences. I think mine is more powerful.
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:22 am
by crazy2medic
Ed4032 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:07 am
I tell my wife that it is my super power. I think she is jealous. Her super power is the ability to read my mind and finish my sentences. I think mine is more powerful.
Only if it forces her from the room!
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:53 am
by stever1950
I have my grandson convinced it's barking spiders.
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:32 pm
by gtolbert09
The dog did it........... :)
Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:53 pm
by ELB
Florida Man is going to have to up his game.