Leading Petty Officer mustering the men.........
"OK men, that's it for the Plan of The Day, but I need a couple of volunteers............."
"Anyone know anything about typewriters?"
Several figured this would be a easy job for the day, sitting around and typing, so quite a few held up their hands.
"OK, you, you and you.......over at Supply is a 18 wheeler loaded with typewriters. I want those unloaded and stored in Supply before lunch!"
