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by WildBill
Fri May 16, 2014 7:12 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Got In Trouble With My Wife
Replies: 27
Views: 3379

Re: Got In Trouble With My Wife

JSThane wrote:Hand me one thing to do at a time, simple or complicated, it's no problem. Refloor the living room? No problem. Clean up dog mess? No problem. Design, build, and install a fence? No problem. Design, build, and launch a lunar rov... er, ok, I'm exaggerating a tad.
But never ask me to do the dishes and take out the garbage in the same sentence. Bad things happen. :biggrinjester:
Reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke.

After dinner my wife told me to take out the garbage.

I told her "you cooked it, you take it out."

Rimshot! ;-)
by WildBill
Sun May 11, 2014 10:41 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Got In Trouble With My Wife
Replies: 27
Views: 3379

Re: Got In Trouble With My Wife

LeakyWaders wrote:
gigag04 wrote:You did all of that while inside a bag on the countertop?
:thumbs2: I needed a good laugh. The OP and you are birds of a feather.
Yes we are. :lol:
by WildBill
Sat May 10, 2014 4:16 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Got In Trouble With My Wife
Replies: 27
Views: 3379

Got In Trouble With My Wife

She asked me to help cook dinner.

I asked her what I could do.

She said "peel half of those potatoes" in the bag on the countertop.

I did, but then she got mad at me. :headscratch

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