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by Jusme
Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:35 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans
Replies: 24
Views: 4435

Re: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans

mojo84 wrote:
Jusme wrote:
mojo84 wrote:
ELB wrote:As I noted, satire is dead because no one can tell it from reality. :)
I had no trouble discerning the use of the jaws of life to remove a pair of pants was satirical fiction.

Maybe it's some people's sense of humor that is dead.

I think with all of the fake news and the crazy liberal propaganda, it gets harder to determine when someone is being facetious. Most of it sounds like satire.
I agree in some cases. Not this one though. Jaws of life, really?

"Just go outside and fire two blasts from a shot gun and the bad guys will run away." Joe Biden

Kinda hard to tell sometimes!! :biggrinjester:
by Jusme
Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:31 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans
Replies: 24
Views: 4435

Re: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans

mojo84 wrote:
ELB wrote:As I noted, satire is dead because no one can tell it from reality. :)
I had no trouble discerning the use of the jaws of life to remove a pair of pants was satirical fiction.

Maybe it's some people's sense of humor that is dead.

I think with all of the fake news and the crazy liberal propaganda, it gets harder to determine when someone is being facetious. Most of it sounds like satire.
by Jusme
Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:31 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans
Replies: 24
Views: 4435

Re: Jaws Of Life Needed To Remove Worship Leader’s Skinny Jeans

The Annoyed Man wrote:This story comes 24 days late......

http://babylonbee.com/news/jaws-life-ne ... jeans-off/
NASHVILLE, TN—CornerStone Church Worship Leader Matt Caskey reportedly went into the church men’s room after morning services on Sunday, only to discover to his horror that he was stuck in his skinny jeans and could not get out, sources reported Tuesday.

An embarrassed Caskey called a friend for help, who eventually gathered several more men who used a variety of methods and objects to try to free him from his airtight jeans which had adhered to his legs, all with no luck. When the groundskeeper deemed the situation hopeless, Caskey was forced to call the Nashville Fire Department.
He obviously doesn't carry IWB.........

See how I made that gun-related? :lol:

Was he a soprano in the choir? :biggrinjester:

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