Travis wrote:I can see it already as an off topic poll. Would you rather fight a Rottweiler that has a can of pepper spray or would you rather fight a paraplegic that has a staple gun? I would rather just stay at home. I would like to thank all of you for making me look like an idiot while eating lunch by myself laughing so hard my eyes are watering. I can never come back to this whataburger.
I'll take Option C. Shoot the Ninja.