One liners?
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twomillenium
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Re: One liners?
Old Chinese proverb: He who goes to sleep with itchy rear ........ wakes up with stinky fingers.
Texas LTC Instructor, NRA pistol instructor, RSO, NRA Endowment Life , TSRA, Glock enthusiast (tho I have others)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad.
You will never know another me, this could be good or not so good, but it is still true.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad.
You will never know another me, this could be good or not so good, but it is still true.
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jmra
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Re: One liners?
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne
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John Wayne
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twomillenium
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The pen is mightier than the sword – unless you are in a swordfight!
Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
Firearm safety – it’s a matter for education, not legislation.
Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
Firearm safety – it’s a matter for education, not legislation.
Texas LTC Instructor, NRA pistol instructor, RSO, NRA Endowment Life , TSRA, Glock enthusiast (tho I have others)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad.
You will never know another me, this could be good or not so good, but it is still true.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad.
You will never know another me, this could be good or not so good, but it is still true.
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Jusme
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No matter where you go, there you are.
Of all of the places I have been, this is one of them.
Of all of the places I have been, this is one of them.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second 
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txglock21
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Re: One liners?
I sent a postcard with a picture of Earth on it to my friend saying, "Wish you were here!"
"Laugh about everything or cry about nothing."
NRA Life Member & TSRA Member/ Former USAF
NRA Life Member & TSRA Member/ Former USAF
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cmgee67
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Re: One liners?
He who stands of on toilet gets high on pot
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oohrah
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Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".
USMC, Retired
Treating one variety of person as better or worse than others by accident of birth is morally indefensible.
Treating one variety of person as better or worse than others by accident of birth is morally indefensible.
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oohrah
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Hydrogen atom is crying at the bar. Neutron asks what's wrong? H says he lost his electron. N says "are you sure"? "I'm positive!".
USMC, Retired
Treating one variety of person as better or worse than others by accident of birth is morally indefensible.
Treating one variety of person as better or worse than others by accident of birth is morally indefensible.
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lildave40
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Gun free zones saves lives!
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bblhd672
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If you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. - Y. Berra
The left lies about everything. Truth is a liberal value, and truth is a conservative value, but it has never been a left-wing value. People on the left say whatever advances their immediate agenda. Power is their moral lodestar; therefore, truth is always subservient to it. - Dennis Prager
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ELB
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Re: One liners?
If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor.
USAF 1982-2005
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puma guy
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Re: One liners?
One from my daughter when she was six years old. "I tried to live on a can of beans for a week, but kept falling off!"
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My Faith, My Gun and My Constitution: I cling to all three!
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My Faith, My Gun and My Constitution: I cling to all three!
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Jusme
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second
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bblhd672
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Affordable Care Act
The left lies about everything. Truth is a liberal value, and truth is a conservative value, but it has never been a left-wing value. People on the left say whatever advances their immediate agenda. Power is their moral lodestar; therefore, truth is always subservient to it. - Dennis Prager
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Syntyr
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Re: One liners?
Ahhhh but in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king!Greybeard wrote:Old Chinese proverb: He who runs in the dark ...... stumbles.
Syntyr
"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni
"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni