One liners?
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Lambda Force
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Re: One liners?
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Tyranny is identified by what is legal for government employees but illegal for the citizenry.
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bigtek
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Re: One liners?
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Deck the halls with nitroglycerin
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Strike a match and see who's missin'
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Strike a match and see who's missin'
Fa la la la la la la la la!
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Surgeon
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Re: One liners?
Two rules for success:
1. Never tell anyone everything.
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1. Never tell anyone everything.
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The military arsenal we will use to fight a World War IV ..... "stones" - Einstein
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tbrown
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Re: One liners?
Bolt actions speak louder than words.
sent to you from my safe space in the hill country
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crazy2medic
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Re: One liners?
Nobody calls the Fire Dept when they have done something right!
Government, like fire is a dangerous servant and a fearful master
If you ain't paranoid you ain't paying attention
Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war let it begin here- John Parker
If you ain't paranoid you ain't paying attention
Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war let it begin here- John Parker
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carlson1
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Re: One liners?
First biggest lie in LE.bigtek wrote:"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
The second...
The Sheriff says, "glad to see you."
