The Most Interesting Texan in the World

[ELB]

Ha!

[bblhd672]

I don't often visit forums on the internet, but when I do it's the TexasCHLforum.com.

I don't often visit other Texas gun forums, but when I do its http://texasltcforum.com

[uthornsfan]

I don't usually listen to politicians anymore, but when I do, I vomit.

[allisji]

I don't usually wear a black leather belt, but when I do, it always matches my boots, hat, and holster.

I don't usually use the bathroom in Wal-Mart, but when I do, I use the hammock method to hold my gun.

I don't usually leave my guns at home, but when I do, I'm going to the post office.

[LeonCarr]

I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, it is after firearms are secured.

Stay in the X Ring my friends.

Just my .02,
LeonCarr

[Daddio-on-patio]

"I don't usually stretch stories about my last fishing trip, but when I do, boy do I."
Now that's Texan right there!

[GreenMan0352]

I don't usually skin my pets, but when I do its to make a really cool hat.

[C-dub]

I don't usually get more than 6 hours sleep at night, but when I do it's because our daughter is spending the night with Grandma.

[twomillenium]

I usually don't go to Pearland, but when I do, it is to eat breakfast on the first Friday of the month, at Kelley's, with like-minded friends.

[RPBrown]

I don't usually go out without a gun, but when I do, I have a big knife.

[bblhd672]

I don't always believe Texas is the best place to live, but when I do I believe Texas is the next best place to live.

[The Annoyed Man]

I don’t always need a laxative, but when I do, I listen to Irish Bob O’Rourke campaign ads.

[oljames3]

I don't always carry my pistol, but when I do …

oh, wait …

I DO always carry my pistol!

[oljames3]

I don't always go to parties for couples but when I do, I take somebody else's wife.

… or girlfriend.